27 Apr Polygamist Chic

Puff-sleeved blue pastel ankle length dresses , bare makeup-less faces, pouffe wave like bouffants, and the ugliest shoes you ever seen..this is the typical fashion style of a polygamist wife. How scary is that? It’s all the talk lately, these religious tards who are screaming for the right to have their inbred children back. In the grand scheme of things, I feel the most for the children, but at this moment I feel the worst for the women who have to wear those dreadful clothes. Think Little House On The Prairie meets Children of the Corn . At least people of the time of wagon wheels had no choice but to dress that way. These suckers dress like this on purpose!

How ugly is this look?

So let me get this straight, based on an article I just read.

• The dresses are meant to show modesty and conformity: They go down to the ankles and wrists, and are often worn over garments or pants, making sure every possibly provocative inch of skin is covered. – —Please, men will still want sex whether their covered up or not! Get real!
• the women cover themselves ‘‘so that they’re unattractive to the outside world or other men.’’ —I think they aced that one!
• “Pastel colors evoke femininity and don’t come across as bold or strong”, says Bennion, a professor at Lyndon State College in Vermont. —Whatever, Paris Hilton wears pastels all the time and she is feminine and still a slut!
• The women never cut their hair because they believe they will use it to wash Christ’s feet during the Second Coming, Bennion says. A Biblical quote says a woman’s hair should be her crowning glory. The bangs are grown out and rolled (but usually not using a curling iron, because that would be too modern). There are sausage curls on the sides and often braids down the back.—-Do these people actually think God cares about whether you use a curling iron or not? If he does then were all going to hell! LOL
• Guidelines for men are much simpler. Long-sleeved, button-down shirts and long pants are required. Plaid is OK, but absolutely no pink. And no facial hair.—Easier for the men, why am I not surprised!
• According to the Chicago Sun Times- It’s not outlandish to imagine the prairie look influencing today’s styles, given that trends can come from unexpected places, and Sevigny is known as a style-setter. You can already find blouses with high necks and ruffles in stores, and puffed shoulders on short and long-sleeved shirts.—-Yeah, Chole Sevigny is a trendsetter but I doubt she is going to bring this boring, lifeless style trend back to mainstream. NO ONE could POSSIBLY want to look this bad on purpose. Not even the Olsen Twins!

Okay, this sounds like a long time ago some horny clever men got together and said, “How can we get laid as much as possible and control women completely? I got it! We’ll tell them God said so!” All I can say is, AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL! The fashion world would take a turn for the worst if it seriously tries to push this.